How Politics Affects… BOOBIES and PENES!

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TLDR: Labour and the Conservatives are… conservative. (unless boobs are in newspaper format) UKIP hate revenge porn, as do the Greens, although Greens are very clear in their love of all other forms of consensual rudery.

With all the rabid fappers passing around naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence like they’re Ferrero Rocher and the ambassador really is spoiling them, it’s pretty clear boobs are a hot topic. Boobs are actually incredibly political, and the party’s differing views on them are fascinating.

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How Politics Affects… SPORT

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TLDR: Conservatives very good on large world class sporting events, not so much on diversity in sport; Greens & Labour want to increase women and disabled people’s access to sport.

In the wake of the World Cup, Wimbledon and the Commonwealth Games, it’s pretty clear most of you care about sport in one form or another.

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How Politics Affects… CUTE ANIMALS

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TLDR: Greens will protect animals, possibly at expense of humans by banning zoological & medical research. Monster Raving Loonies suggested pet passports. Conservatives hate cute fluffy stuff, love fish.

Well, it seems like you guys love cute animals, and if you didn’t vote… you don’t get to complain, remember?

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How Politics Affects… VIDEO GAMES

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TLDR: Conservatives introduced tax breaks, resulting in cool homegrown indie games/soulless corporate shit. Labour love/hate games. Greens will facilitate your online gaming.

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You ARE Really Political

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Anyone who says they aren’t political is like the guy in the photo – an ass in a bonnet, playing a small trumpet. Because everything is political. Everything you hold dear is affected by political decisions. So if you say you’re not political, or you just plain can’t be bothered to vote, yes, you guessed it – trumpet ass guy. Between now and the General Election this time next year, I intend to show you how to shed that bonnet and drop the trumpet from your cheeks. I’m going to show you How Politics Affects The Things You Care About.